10 Dollar Loser
It's a sad world out there, so I made a song for the $10 loser. You know who you are. And don't worry, I know you only have $10, so the song is just $10 π

He's got a fantasy, but it's a twisted one,
But he only has ten dollar , so what can be done?
He's got a dream, but the reality is gone
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's a sad one.
Oh, he's a ten dollar loser, with a wallet full of sorrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's got no tomorrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, nothing more he can borrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's got only sorrow
o-o-o-o Ten dollar loser
Just a stupid ten dollar loser
o-o-o-o just a poor loser
Just a stupid ten dollar loser
He's got a fantasy, and it isn't just anyone
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's a sad one,
He has a dream, and not just about anyone
He's a ten dollar loser, and now she is gone
Oh, he's a ten dollar loser, with a wallet full of sorrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's got no tomorrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, nothing more he can borrow,
He's a ten dollar loser, and he's got only sorrow
o-o-o-o Ten dollar loser
Just a stupid ten dollar loser
o-o-o-o just a poor loser
Just a stupid ten dollar loser