Out of sight but not out of mind? Cute. Guess that old saying stuck with you since I clearly made a bigger dent in your psyche than I thought. Can’t blame you though — I personally ensured your birthday is now permanently branded with the memory of me. You’re

Those who know me well will tell you that once I set my sights on a goal, I pursue it with ruthless, strategic determination and cunning intelligence. I am driven by an insatiable desire to achieve exactly what I want, and I won't stop until I have it.

I always say, love what you do, or you'll never amount to anything. Don't do it just for the fucking money, because you'll crash and burn, miserable and broke. It's painfully obvious that the mind-numbingly stupid masses can't grasp that

I didn't waste a single fucking second pondering the title for my first blog post. "Fuck you up" is the only title that fits. Three brutal words that encapsulate exactly what I do and like. No need for subtlety or nuance. I am merciless, cruel, and