Dumb and Dumber

I always say, love what you do, or you'll never amount to anything. Don't do it just for the fucking money, because you'll crash and burn, miserable and broke. It's painfully obvious that the mind-numbingly stupid masses can't grasp that simple fucking concept.

Just look at the fucking abomination that is the findom scene. It's a three-ring circus of hideous genderless midgets and ugly obese cunts, deluding themselves into thinking they're a 'findom' mistresses/goddesses. They haven't got the fucking slightest clue what they're doing.

Peddling vile pictures of their fat, grotesque, naked selves and disgusting feet. It's fucking revolting and nauseating at best. Who in their right mind would waste money on that worthless shit? They'd have to beg me to even glance at that repulsive garbage.

That's what you get when uninspired, brain-dead idiots try to play at something they don't understand. Suckers trying every pathetic gimmick they see because they're too fucking stupid to come up with something original. And surprise, surprise, they fail at every fucking thing they touch!

You know what they should do? Scrape the fucking bottom of the barrel and flip burgers at McDonald's. Not that they'd be any good at it, but that shit is already vile and the fast food junkies are already hooked on that greasy, artery-clogging garbage they call food.

I can't fucking stress this enough: never, ever compare me to those brainless idiots. I know I'm at the top because I know what I'm doing and I fucking love it! I thrive on putting worthless worms like you on your knees. To abuse, humiliate, and take everything from freaks like you. Yes, I said it. You are a fucking freak, but I understand it. I revel in the fact that you're that twisted, needy freak

To be clear, my goal is to exploit every digital avenue to restraint and torture freaks just like you. Hiding will be fucking futile. The internet is ubiquitous, and that means your digital prison is inescapable. I will seize control from anywhere! And not only will there be nothing you can do to stop me, you will pay me dearly for the torture I inflict on you.

There's an endless array of ways I can amuse myself at your expense. I can seize control of your phone and computer, dictating what you can and can't see, a digital chastity belt of sorts. I can pinpoint your exact location at any given moment and restrict your access to certain places. I can order you to install cameras in every corner of your house, ensuring I can watch your every move, day or night.

And let's not forget the thrill of real chastity, with a digital, remotely controlled device. I could shock your balls at my whim, a constant reminder of who's in control. The possibilities are limitless, and your obedience is non-negotiable.

It is good to be back!